Web Master T Bone recently reminded me of this here old blog, and also of the fact that I have not updated it in what seems like decades. As usual, there have been many shows, much music played, many delicious meals eaten, many shenanigans in the workplace. But with you, dear reader, I will share a secret. I’m saving these stories. Saving them for what? My Tell-All Book: “Steven Weiss: A Shiksaholics Road To Recovery” Published by Penguin, coming this fall, exclusively released on Kindle and Zune formats. My appearance on Oprah will follow shortly, in which she will ask the tough questions, and hopefully not expose me for the pages upon pages of lies which i will include. Here’s one:
So Me and T Bone were at this Anime convention in Western Mississippi one fine fall evening. We were there tracking a rare issue of Sports Illustrated containing an interview with former Governor Christie Whitman about the state of crocheting among over privileged youth in New Jersey. We searched through crate upon crate of periodicals, when finally, it dawned on me. The secret to time travel is contained in a vault, deep within the bowels of the Manichevits Factory in Jersey city, to which the combination is “36-24-36″ How could I have missed it! It all seems so obvious now!”
Thats just a little taste. For the real thing, you’ll have to wait until December 2016. My ghost writer is Todd Palin.