I’m so incredibly hungry. Its borderline obscene. The thing is, I can’t eat anything substantial. I ate a bagel yesterday for lunch, and was in pain the remainder of the night. I dont know what to do.
There has been a long standing theory of the “brain to mouth filter” going around. This is when someone does not use common logic in the process of creating a thought to saying said thought. Here is an example: Your have 2 friends that have dated in the past. They each have new signifigant others or a “Harem” of others or “enough to make an entire jug band” of others. You’re not sure if these “others” know about the past situation, so you use your brain to mouth filter to not say anything. Sometimes, you have a few beverages, you go out on the town, and the Brain To Mouth Filter gets left at home, and lots of fun follows.
My point is this. I do not have a Brain To Mouth To Stomach Filter right now. I’m so hungry that I want to consume everything around me, not at all thinking of the consequences it will have on my stomach. An example? Its 10:20AM and I’m eating a bag of Herr’s Potato Chips that I had from lunch yesterday and was in too much pain to eat. But now, I forgot about that pain and I’m ready to pounce on delicious food. You see my problem? I think you do. See, I knew you would always understand me