December 22, 2006

Make her open the box….

Category: Uncategorized — Steve @ 5:56 pm

It being friday of the christmas weekend, I figured a post was in order. I’ve got a problem. The problem is as follows.

For channuka, My parents and I split a guitar- a 12 string electric Eastwood modeled after a 1960’s Gretsch, vey cool stuff. This guitar though, sold direct through the maker, did not come with a case, and a case from them cost 100$. Steep to say the least. So, I go to the old interwebernet, and find a case for 60 that will fit just as well. I received said case yesterday, and opened the box. There is a problem with it.

It smells like something died in it.

Really, its an issue. One cannot have their axe sleeping in a bed that smells terrible. It will just project all the wrong vibes everwhere. So i did what any logical person would do, I bought some fabreeze. I’ve been Breezin the case for about 6 hrs now…NOTHING. I put sheets of fabric softener in it and sealed the lid…NOTHING. This is just terrible. I’m thinking i might have to return it if it keeps up. Its like that seinfeld where he gets rid of his car because of the BO of a parking attendant. Same thing, only there is no cause for the smell- its brand new!!

I guess i’ll have to return it if it doesnt go away- which is a HUGE bitch, because this thing is a monster, the box is as tall as I am. well, so it goes.

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