a free form jazz odyssey in front of a festival crowd

ok internet, here’s a new rule. Lets start with a story.

Last night I return from much halloween debauchery, dressed as Prince with a line moustache and soul patch. T Bone was a Douchebag. No, not an insult, that was his costume, 3 popped collars, spikey hair, sunglasses, job in finance, and a sign on his collar that said “douchebag”, but thats another post. So I get back home and sign onto the old inernet. Upon sign on, I recieve an IM from an old friend who I have not spoken to in a long time. Its like “hey whats up” I’m all like “nuttin yo” but I’m skeptical, because these out of the woodwork contacts rarely come without a catch. I need to borrow money, I need a kidney, marry me so I can get citizenship, you know, the usual. We chat for a line, then I recieve a link to a youtube clip. Like a good citizen of the internet, I click it. Its meatloaf, I get a mild chuckle. I’m all like “haha, meatloaf?” and I recieve some ironic mild comedy about why he listens to meat loaf.

So, again like a good citizen of the internet, I’m all like, I can top this. “have you heard live to win?” And I send a youtube link of southpark which included the song. Ready for a “wow, thats the best song i have ever heard”…i await response. But instead i get “I’m busy at work right now, I’ll watch it later” and IT WAS ON. On like Lil Jon, On Like Ghengis Kahn, on like Valdez comma Juan. Notice I didnt say donkey kong, I dont play video games. Who the fuck does this dumbass egomaniac think he is to send me a link, epect me to watch, then not accept one in return???

First of all shithead, I know you’re not busy at work, because you’re sending me Meatloaf Youtube videos and chatting online. Second of all, you’re an asshole. Third of all, the internet is not safe from the principles of the golden rule. You treat others the way you want to be treated. If you want me to watch your lame ass attempt at humor you piece of shit, be prepared to accept that my Paul Stanley video is far better. Here it is, for the books:

Thou Shalt not link, if thou is not prepared to be linked.

Those who link in glass houses…..you know the rest. So to anyone, if isend you a link, that means I am completely prepared to accept, view, and comment on your link in return. Its just common courtesy, bitches. Thats it. Enough gossip, peace out.