As if a sign from above, the T bone and I were watching tv, and on came Hip Hop’s Toughest Rhymes, featuring our favorite political lobbyist. I heard he was pretty conservative in his lyrics, he specifically used the word “Broad” instead of “Bitch”. In my book, that makes him pretty damn near Donny Osmond.
Imagine if rap suddenly became very political? Like if those kid touching racists in office suddenly realized- Hey, we can reach our target demographic by releazing a republican sponsored rap album. The only logical solution would be to have Cheney do it, right? I mean, there must be some Jesus rap out there somewhere, so why just not just attach some shit about social security to it, GOLDEN.
Tarn, thank you for the comment, it cracked me up.
We had a party the other night, it was good. I’m not much of one for being like “duuuuuude, it was soooooo craaaaazzzzyyyyy” so I wont, but a good time was had by most, if not some. We decided that having large gatherings is a good way to clean your house, because after everyone leaves, its a mess, there are cheetos stuck to the dining room table, and the toilet is clogged. Then when you only figure that out after the wood flooring starts to warp, I mean, it just might be time to break out the mop and vaccum.
yo i wanna stack some. i heard this other some yesterday that was like, gettin ma flow on. so now i wanna get some and then stack some.
Comment by your favorite republican — March 28, 2006 @ 10:34 am