Does anyone else think that since Clublife got a book deal his writing is just going down hill? I mean, I know you have to be all “literary” and whatnot Rob, but stick with what works. Its not these hypothetical drama filled posts, its the mocking of Guidos, Mafia run ins, and humorous tales of slacker bouncers on the job. Stick to what works G, and no, i’m not afraid of you, bitch, do you know who I am mofo? yo, you wanna piece a dis? Dont make me call my Boyz yo, web master T Bone got my back yo.
We once had a clublife moment in an unlikely spot- the middle of the woods. When the Odyssey Crew went camping, we decided to indulge in some watersports, and go whitewater rafting. The group behind us on the dock was from my guess a Long Island bunch, talking loud, wearing fake Burberry fishing style hats, being trashy. They decided that it was taking too long to get their raft off the truck, because, you know, they had places to be, like on the river rowing a rubber boat going 3 miles an hour. They began yelling at the staff “we come here every year, you white trash! whats taking so long? Where’s the fucking boat” wow, these people were obviously very important. Let me translate that into Club Speak, “Do you know who I am? Let me in da club!” anyway, we got a good laugh.
I’m finished with the overnights on the air, time to go back to the normal schedule. The band has a show Wed, so I need to get back on track for that. We’re debuting the Drumkat as well as some lights….ooooooh. Lets hope the worlds of computers and illumination like us enough to not freeze or burn out for on goddamn day.
My boss at the station, not the one who called me a hipster, asked me to write a recount of my Elvin experience, maybe it will get put in the program guide or something? eh? seriously, I would enjoy that, I dont know why, but I totally would. I need to figure out how not to sound ike an excited little kid, or use profanity, or all CAPS, or words like YO, and the list of my writing faults continues….
I wish I could use a cowbell more while playing drums. Wouldnt that be awesome?
I want to buy a silk screening kit, or at least some iron on letters and start making shirts. I am like 2 years late on a birthday present for a friend- I was supposed to make him a shirt that said “I Date Psycho Girls” a fact which cannot be denied, but I totally slacked and feel bad about it. I also need to make Food Odyssey official uniforms for myself and T Bizzle. The ideas just dont stop. Clever anti hipster sayings, meaningless things like “BOO YA”, a black shirt that says “I Am Awesome”, you know, priceless ideas like that.